Entertainment will orchestrate my life in 2009

"Really...how doped you must be to think so", my mirror image who is a virtuoso said to me and he is almost always sarcastic. The response came for the comment I made about my life being shiny and no-whiny in the year 200NINE. To put things in perspective, I am describing a conversation I recently had with my mirror image who happens to not agree with anything I say. But since he has no physical existence, he is more or less completely paralysed and literally my slave..... This time around though, he decided to revolt and hamper my straight(? ... yeah you knuckleheads, don't stray - stay put!) thinking.

So....

"I think your tooth is shaking", he said. Of course he was lying, I replied, "Is this how you going to tell me how bad the decision of making 2009 a fun year was...by telling ridiculously sympathetic lies?". In my mind, I kept saying to myself that even though he is absolutely right about 2009 being so not fun year, I will make it right, there are 6 more months to go!! Damnn me, he reads my mind but I cant read his. He simply laughed "He He He...".

Looking back upon a period of 6 months: I had a lot-of-free-time filled last semester at CMU last year, thanks to 7 courses that I took in summer semester. I decided to turn this lot-of-free-time into lot-of-fun-time in the year 200NINE. In that josh, I drove the whole Maharashtra state from Pune to Chandrapur following number of GPS like instruments called humans, just to realize that in the last 3 miles of journey, I drove with the hand-brake ON...You guessed it right!!! My car's brakes failed eventually and I almost had myself killed ...well on two occasions (calls for another blog entry). But, I thought - man, this was fun!!! Thats when I knew, I knew 2009 is not going to disappoint me. My virtuoso mirror image interuppted my train of thoughts - "Well, it din't turn out that way, did it?". I gave up my fight with him and joined the glory of being betrayed by my own life, "F$#$ my life (in 09 only :D )....hell, not even remotely". So, In retrospect:

• O my F Lord, I worked for almost 16 hrs a day for almost 2.5 months
• O my F Lord, I almost wrote 14000 lines of code in these 3 months
• O my F Lord, I almost always dint drink over the weekends (then, when did i get drunk!!!! It's hurting now, for real.... :P )
• O my F Lord, I almost always dint drink over the weekdays
• O my F Lord, I used almost every penny that my behemoth employer gave me
• O my F Lord, I am still sitting in the lawn area in the concerts (raise the bar, dude!)

Good thing is, I didn't work equally hard for my employer and worked just enough for it(my employer) to think that I did a good job. So, I am going to continue not working for it.

I turned to my mirror image and said "This is going to change in next 6 months." He looked at me with substantial amount of disgust, "Sure, it will!!". The sarcasm continues....